... students like cases that are about sex or about animals. Students like cases even more if they're about sex and animals."
This was how we wound up discussing a case about a stud bull that was injured in the line of duty, tied up in the pasture to recover, and wound up being raped by an entire herd of heifers, such that the owner of the poor bull took things to court. The judge wound up writing a poem to memorialize the bull, who met an untimely end at the butcher's.
But for real, we've figured out our Torts professor's entire philosophy on teaching. The 3Ls warned us, and they were right.
This was how we wound up discussing a case about a stud bull that was injured in the line of duty, tied up in the pasture to recover, and wound up being raped by an entire herd of heifers, such that the owner of the poor bull took things to court. The judge wound up writing a poem to memorialize the bull, who met an untimely end at the butcher's.
But for real, we've figured out our Torts professor's entire philosophy on teaching. The 3Ls warned us, and they were right.